It’s funny to think about one’s life and whether it comes off as boring or not.  I think, for a majority, most people would think that there is nothing going on in their day to day lives that anyone would find interesting enough to read about.  I consider that true for myself, yet here I am writing about myself thinking anyone gives a shit.  Maybe if I say cock and pussy enough it’ll drag a few perverts in to read a few words, but other than that who would care enough to give me more than 3 to 4 views a day.  But then I start rubbing my cock and remember there are a few things that might pique some interest.

For a boring person, I’ve had a few random sexual encounters.  Now I still exclaim that it’s nearly not all that interesting or scandalous and I’m still probably on the low end of average sexual partners someone has in their lifetime  My number is 12:

• 6 women, 6 men.
• One threesome (all men).
• Two were only oral (one man, giving only.  The other a woman, both receiving and giving).
• Two were in the backseat of my vehicle (one oral, giving, woman.  The other oral, receiving and vaginal penetration in the parking lot where she worked while she was on a break).
• Two were in the front seat of my vehicle (first was a man, oral, giving.  I picked him up from Tim Hortons, drove down a secluded road and gave him a blowjob leaning over into the passenger seat.  His cock was fucking massive.  Second was a man, oral, receiving.  My first sexual experience with another man touching me).
• One was at work in my office (a woman.  Oral, giving and receiving, then we fucked on my desk.  Same woman who I fucked in my vehicle in the parking lot at her work.  Apparently we both got bored at work).
• One outside of my marriage was in my house when I was home alone (a man, oral, only giving).
• Two were before I was eighteen (both women.  Oral and vaginal with both).
• One was outside (a woman.  Vaginal intercourse.  We fucked in a park at night, its how I lost my virginity).
• One I wore women’s clothes (A man.  I wore a bra under my shirt.  He took a picture of it with his shitty flip phone and sent it to me.  I’ve long lost it, but it was blurry and looked like it was taken with an etch-a-sketch).
• Seven were one time sexual encounters (Two women, Five men.  Some of them I had met before/after but we never did anything sexual aside from me fondling one girl’s thigh and breasts prior to the meeting where we each gave each other oral in the back of my vehicle).
• Six involved kissing (Five women and one man.  This is full on tongue in mouth, deep make-out kissing.  I adore kissing, man or women, but three of the men I’m kind of glad I didn’t have to have their mouths against mine).
• Three were anal intercourse (all men, all receiving.  There was a fourth attempt, however his cock was so massive that, despite trying, he could not even get the tip in and we did not have any lube to make it easier.  I often dream about that cock and wish I could try again).
• Eight were while I was married (Five were men, three were women.  One was my wife at the time.  All were in other relationships at the time).

Despite considering myself a pretty boring person overall I still think this is kind of impressive that I was outgoing enough to do all of these things with these people.  I counted my now ex-wife (no, it wasn’t because of the cheating lol.  More on that in the future) but for the most part left her out of the encounters more or less, although sex with her was boring a majority of the time.  We didn’t have threesomes or fuck in the car.  We didn’t fuck outside, but we did “try” anal once and it didn’t go well which is why I’m leaving it out.

It’s funny to look at my list of sexual endeavours like that though, all laid out on the screen.  All of the things I’ve done running down, yet all of the things I haven’t done taking up way more space.  Have I done a lot?  I don’t think so.  I guess I still have time.

One of the things I’d love to knock off of that bucket list is a MMF threesome.  Of course I’d love to have a FFM threesome but I think I’ll need to hire some escorts for that kind of attention and even then I’m sure they’d spend most of the time fondling each other.  But a MMF threesome would allow a lot of things I want to try, first and foremost being to share sucking a cock with a woman.  

We would both be on our knees and the man would have a very large cock.  She would suck it and then off it to me, pushing it to my lips as well as pushing my head towards it.  I’d feel nervous, as always, as she led me to suck the cock all while she went on talking about how hot it is to see my mouth full of another man’s cock and telling me to stroke my cock while I’m sucking.

There would be the usual humiliation aspect (her telling me how much smaller my cock is and calling me names like faggot, but in a sweet way however odd that sounds).  Eventually she would come behind me and stroke my cock for me and prick and pull at my nipples while my mouth was full.  Her voice moaning in my ear.  I’m sure I wouldn’t last very long at all and she would spend the rest of the time being impaled by the huge cock.  I’m not sure all that could be considered boring, if it were to ever happen.

So that’s me and my doings.  I’ve got other things to go on about, such as being a cuckold to a few different men.  In a way it was kind of a hotwife situation more than a cuckold, but then again it started off as being cuckolded and molded its way into being a hotwife?  Also, can you be cuckolded or have a hotwife if it was never discussed or talked about that’s what was happening?  Yeah, see, still more to go on about.  But, for now, enjoy yourselves and each other.