It’s not really funny to fantasize sexually about your ex wife.  What is funny about fantasizing sexually about your ex wife is having a vast majority of those fantasies not involve you actually fucking her at all.

I’d love to fuck her again though, if not just for the novelty of having my dick in her pussy for old times sake.  Yes, that may be crass but why do we hide the true and blunt meaning of things?  When we fantasize about fucking an ex a lot of time is just because we miss the familiarity of their touch, smell and sound.  A succinct way of saying that is that I miss the way my dick felt in her pussy.

No condoms, obviously.

But, then again, I’d love to fuck her but not her.  I want to fuck my version of her.  A submissive, obedient fuck toy of a woman who is just there to serve my animalistic sexual hunger.  

I want to cum inside of her.  

I want to look in her eyes as she gags on my cock.
I want to finger her ass.

She fucking loved it when I played with her ass.  Not at first, but eventually.  I didn’t do it on purpose but I started teasing her ass with my fingers and thumb when I would be licking her cunt and fingering her pussy.  I’d get them all slicked up and wet from inside of her and then tease her tight little virgin anus.  She had never had anything inside of her ass before until I slid my fingers into her.  I’d often use my thumb to spread her hole and have it suction tight around me.  Eventually I’d fuck both her cunt and ass at the same with my fingers.  My thumb as deep in her as possible while my fingers rubbed against each other through that membrane wall that separated her ass and her cunt.  She even wanted me to fuck her ass with my hand when she was on all fours.  My thumb in her tight asshole as my cock was in her pussy.

She doesn’t get that anymore.  Her new man doesn’t go near her ass and won’t lick her pussy either.  The scenario that plays in my head is that she’s needy for it and I’ll indulge her by licking her cunt and sucking on her clit, but I can’t let her cum.  She’s like a man when she orgasms and just wants to go to sleep.  She says it hurts to fuck her after she’s orgasmed as well so no cumming for her until I’m done.

I’d lick her pussy and tease her tight little asshole.  She would be dripping down her thighs in need of an orgasm brought on by someone finger fucking her ass and licking her cunt.  But I’d stop and she would get whiny with sexual hunger.  I’d tell her I’d let her cum, but she needed to suck my dick first, and none of that half-assed sucking like when we were married.  I wanted her to be a professional porn star and suck my dick like someone making a veteran’s salary.  

And she would do it.  

She would pout and whine about it, but eventually I’d pull my pants down and wave my hard cock in her face.  She would mope and look at me but she would grab my cock and start stroking it.  I’d have to tell her to be careful because if she made me cum before she put my dick in her mouth then the deal was off, she wouldn’t get to cum at all.  So then she would take my dick in her mouth and bob her head up and down on it.  She would pull her hair behind her ear, just like the girls in the porn do so you can see her face as she sucks it.  I’d watch my cock disappear between her lips and her mouth run down to the base of my cock.  My hand would place on the back of her head and push down just lightly as she reached the bottom and I’d hear her gag on it just a little bit.  I want to hear my ex wife’s throat struggle and gargle the tip of my cock, if only for half of a second before she pulls back and hits me for making her gag on it.  I’d laugh and she’d tell me she’s done and not doing it anymore because of that.

I’d laugh and apologize and tell her she doesn’t have to, but I still want to cum and I want more than a handjob.  The last time we were intimate, a long time ago, years and years, she only jerked me off.  She would stroke my cock and have me cum all over my stomach or into my balled up boxers.  The last number of times we laid in bed together that was all she would do, so now I wanted to fuck her.  I wanted to feel my cock in her cunt.  Bareback.  Then I wanted to spray my entire load of cum inside of her.

Thankfully she was on medication that would prevent her from getting pregnant, so even in a fantasy world it wouldn’t be something I would have to worry about.  Even in a fantasy world I wouldn’t want to get her pregnant, although I did want to see her pregnant.  I’ve fantasized about her being a breeding cow and pregnant over and over again for years.  It was something I loved to masturbate to, but right now the only thing I wanted to do was to shoot my load in her pussy.

I’d have to time it perfectly though.  I’d fuck her and tease her clit.  I’d probably even start off by licking her clit and fingering her tight asshole as well, just to get her body writhing and ready near an orgasm.  I’d lick and suck and finger and then when I felt her hand in my hair, because she always would run her hand through my hair when I was licking her pussy, I would pull up and shove my cock into her cunt and lean over top of her.  I’d feel her legs rise up and her heels rest on my lower back.  I would slam into her soaking wet pussy, my saliva mixing with her wetness.  Over and over again I would crash into her and she would moan for me to fuck her harder and harder.  

She had a great I need it voice.  That voice a girl uses when you’re fucking her and she just needs you to plow through her as hard and fast as you can because she’s just on the cusp of her orgasm.  She would practically be begging for it at that point and all it would take was an extra twist of her nipple and she would be sent into an orgasmic shaking fit as she let out a restrained cry because even after all of these years she still holds back in case someone might hear her cum scream.  

Ideally I would cum right then as well and flood her pussy with my own cum.  Since its a fantasy I’ll stick with the ideal outcome, although the alternative would be fun as well.  I’d pull out and then stroke my cock above her and let my cum shoot across her body.  It would land on her tits and stomach and I would lurch forward, throwing down a hand to keep me from falling on top of her.  She would yelp and groan in disgust as the cum settles on her body.  It would be as close to perfect as I could get if I wasn’t actually cumming inside of her.

That would be it, in fantasyland.  Although in reality it would never be it.  She would worry and feel bad that she cheated.  It would be a thing, wondering if the medication was enough to keep her from getting pregnant.  She would feel guilty and run a million different scenarios in her head and go on and on about it instead of just enjoying a great fuck session.  It absolutely wouldn’t be worth it in reality.

That is probably why the majority of my time fantasizing about her is not me the one fucking her.  It’s either her ex lover who she first cheated on me with or some drunken gang bang mistake she gets herself into because takes it too far when she goes out to the bar.  There’s another one where she meets some guy at a party and lets him finger her and he pressures her into giving him a blowjob and he cums in her mouth and she has to swallow it.  She hates swallowing it.

There are so many fun scenarios involving my ex wife that I like to jerk off too, and like I said a lot of them involve other men fucking her.  I guess that’s what solidifies me as being a cuckold, because any non-cuckold would never fantasize about his wife, ex wife, girlfriend, ex girlfriend, co-worker, barista, kid’s teacher, check out girl, random woman in a grocery store fucking someone else when they could be the one doing it, right?