For a monthly subscription to our service you will find relaxation at its finest and you'll feel more rested than you have in years. Our talented, award winning staff will provide bedside sexual stimulation to help you get to sleep, stay asleep and wake up with the most refreshing feeling so you can take on your day.
Our Bedside Blowjob Betty's are the pinnacle of sleep aid services. They offer the human touch that pills, creams, audio/visual stimulants can't. If you haven't experienced our Bedside Blowjob Betty service before then you do not know the exquisite tranquility of a night's sleep with your sexual organ soothed to the warm dampness of a young professional's mouth.
Consultations are available in all major metropolitan areas. Smaller urban areas are often within the travel scope but selection of Betty's may be limited. Rural areas are not all serviced at this time but our expanding service zones are hoping to be in your area soon. Ask your city councilmember when they’re going to open up to allow Bedside Blowjob Betty in your area now!
No services are agreed to be rendered prior to a consultation to ensure the safety of both you, the consumer, and our Bettys. Background checks are required for all new customers, this is non-negotiable.
Our Bettys are vetted, trained and their skills are constantly verified to ensure we offer the best services possible. We encourage all Bedside Blowjob Betty customers to fill out our customer satisfaction survey after their experience to ensure we continue to provide at the best of our ability.
A typical, flat rate service will provide the following experience:
The Bedside Blowjob Betty will be dropped off at the residence provided to the consultation agreement. The vehicle dropping the Betty off will not be present but will be at a nearby holding area, often within a ten minute drive of the residence the Betty was dropped off at. The Betty will stand in the location requested during the consultation but will make no effort to contact you, the service requestor. It is the service requestor's responsibility to know the time and location the Betty will be to receive full benefit of the time purchased.
You will lead the Bedside Blowjob Betty into the bedroom of your choice and show her which side of the bed you sleep on. You will then take off all of your clothes and lay with your genitalia facing the edge of the bed where the Betty is standing. Once you are in position the Bedside Blowjob Betty will remove her clothing and lower herself into position at the side of your bed. The Betty will take your genitalia in her mouth and begin moving her head back and forth in a slow, rhythmic motion. She will continue this for the remainder of the night.
If you, the service requestor, are to ejaculate at any point during the Bedside Blowjob Betty's service she will continue her motion after swallowing your ejaculate.
During your consultation you, the service requestor, must state whether there will be any interruption in your Bedside Blowjob experience whether it be to urinate, defecate, attend to others in the house or satisfy any other need (hunger, thirst, etc). There is no need to state whether these interruptions are guaranteed, but only whether they happen on occasion. Otherwise, removal of your genitalia from the Betty's mouth at any point during the night without previous notification will end the agreement early and the Bedside Blowjob Betty will dress and vacate the premises.
Upon a regularly uninterrupted night the Bedside Blowjob Betty will wait for you, the service requestor, to remove your genitalia from her mouth. This will trigger her to request pick-up, dress back in her clothing and vacate the premises.
Add on services can be negotiated, but have to be requested in the initial offer. No post agreement add-ons will be granted. Such possible add-ons are:
shower service
under the table breakfast service
commute service (to or from work, or discounted to and from work)
lunchtime relief (office or car services available)
"during the game" service (seasonal passes/rates available)
The Bedside Blowjob Betty does not participate in idle chatter, small talk, or any kind of conversation. All women hired by the Bedside Blowjob Betty corporation are referred to as Betty or Bettys and when they are in service that is the only name that will be acknowledged. An agreed upon service cancellation word is the only verbal acknowledgement the Betty will recognize, otherwise she will continue providing her service until it is completed.
All purchases are non-refundable, rescheduling is possible in some circumstances. There is a no cancellation/rescheduling policy once the appointment is within 48 hours.